Instead of setting our clocks forward an hour, can we all just agree to set them back an hour for the next 23 days?
Funny thoughts on time
2.13.2013
People who say there aren’t enough hours in the day obviously don’t have kids. It’s nighttime that has too few hours.
11.27.2012
I hate that time of day when you realize you can no longer put off those things you really don’t want to do.
11.5.2012
Spring forward, fall back. Unless you’re drunk, in which case you don’t spring at all and you fall forward.
4.5.2010
Want to waste your time selling overpriced junk so a guy way up the chain can get rich? No, it’s not a pyramid scheme. Yes, it is selling drugs. Reply soon.