The world isit’s smelly, slimy and will disappoint you when you realize there’s nothing of value in it.
Funny thoughts on the world
Unless you’re in New York, in which case it’s smile and the world gives you the bird.
Whenever someone wishes for a better tomorrow, I just assume they want a worldas much as I do.
now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
What the world really needs is a sport that makes extensive use of.
Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?
If you’re having a really bad day, just remember: The world isn’t out to get you. The problem is you and your stupid ugly face.
I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.