What the world needs now is love, sweet love. It’s the only thing that there’s just too little of. That, and chocolate hats.
6.22.2009
Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?
4.23.2009
If you’re having a really bad day, just remember: The world isn’t out to get you. The problem is you and your stupid ugly face.
4.22.2009
I want an army of motorcycles, mechanics and ants. Then I’ll take over the world.
