To every ring there is a dolphin, and a time for every porpoise underwater. -The Sea World Bible
Funny thoughts on the Bible
12.21.2012
You know that thing about how Moses supposes his toeses are roses – anyone have a reference for that? I’m guessing it’s in Exodus somewhere.
2.9.2012
So the Bible says Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt. I’ve always wondered if afterwards everyone refilled their salt shakers.
8.22.2011
Celebrities give their kids weird names: Moroccan, Apple, Pilot Inspektor, Kah-el. I prefer biblical names, like Maher-shalal-hash-baz.
