I’m more scared of my dentist knowing I didn’t floss enough than I am of actually getting cavities.
Funny thoughts on teeth
7.20.2012
It’s ridiculous that twice a year I pay good money to try to take a nap while someone scrapes my teeth and gums with sharp metal objects.
4.17.2012
My daughter has had her tooth under her pillow for a week and still nothing from the Tooth Fairy. I’m not sure I believe anymore.
3.21.2011
I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.
7.1.2009
To avoid getting lettuce in your teeth when eating in public, just swallow it whole. Also works for corn on the cob.
