3.21.2011

I wonder if people with gold teeth are tempted to punch themselves in the face when inflation is really high.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
All shirts...

7.1.2009

To avoid getting lettuce in your teeth when eating in public, just swallow it whole. Also works for corn on the cob.