8.17.2010

I want to sing backup for Disney movies just so I can get paid to belt out stuff like, “A lot of sand… Crustacean band!”

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Dan of the Day Logo on Light Pink Background

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Why do for yourself what you could teach your kid to train a monkey to build a robot to do?

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9.17.2009

People make fun of me for always wearing a welding mask, but when the sun goes supernova I’ll have the last laugh!