Somebody should write an opera about annoying people who sing really loud all the time instead of talking.
Funny thoughts on talking
3.20.2012
It can be awkward if someone overhears you talking to yourself, but it can be more awkward if you notice and start saying really crazy stuff.
2.28.2012
They say talking on the phone while driving is distracting, but I’ve found there’s no real impact on my conversations at all.
2.22.2012
Sometimes when I’m listening to someone talk I can’t help but think I would like them a lot more if they were a cookie.
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1.11.2012
I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.
2.28.2011
Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in getting people to shut up.