7.7.2011

If you’re ever being chased by a bear, don’t climb a tree. Bears eat trees whole, so you might be swallowed accidentally.

Dan's Funny Shirts

"I Survived Dan of the Day." Text is dark gray and red, scratched/distressed and has medium gray paint splatters.

I Survived Dan of the Day T-Shirt

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"Dan of the Day" with a Che Guevara-Stylized image of Dan's Face on a Red Background

Dan of the Day Revolution Shirt

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7.1.2009

To avoid getting lettuce in your teeth when eating in public, just swallow it whole. Also works for corn on the cob.