If I ever had to jump out ofthat was flying in the sky, I would totally grab a jellyfish as a parachute.
Funny thoughts on survival
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, butfrom coyotes.
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you.
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
As some women age, they start wearingfor self preservation. Yes, that smell is formaldehyde.