If you’re ever stranded in the desert, just dig a really deep hole. You probably won’t find water, but your dead body will be safe from coyotes.
10.20.2010
If you’re ever surrounded by a pack of wild dogs, just pretend you have fleas so they’ll feel bad for you. Then shoot them with your gun.
10.29.2009
If a zombie wants to eat your brains, just order pizza instead. When it arrives, feed the pizza guy to the zombie and RUN!
