Why aren’t there more comic bookswho use toaster strudels to kill people?
Funny thoughts on supervillians
Cops should have better things to do than harass me foror “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
Sometimes I just say, “That’s not my strong suit,” because if they knew it was me in that suit, smashing through walls and throwing cars, I’d have to spend a lot more
If anyone ever questionslet him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming,
Whenrub their hands maniacally, they’re actually just putting on lotion.
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