Sometimes I just say, “That’s not my strong suit,” because if they knew it was me in that suit, smashing through walls and throwing cars, I’d have to spend a lot more time in court.
5.4.2011
If anyone ever questions your genius, let him give short, non-incriminating answers, then banish him back to your underground laboratory.
9.14.2010
To keep people on their toes, every once in a while mutter under your breath, “No one will ever see it coming, mwah ha ha!”
7.21.2010
When supervillians rub their hands maniacally, they’re actually just putting on lotion.
6.18.2010
In his first blunder as a supervillian, Dr Croc mistakenly referred to his cretins as “croutons.”
