Superman wears his underwearand he’s a “hero”, but I do and I’m “weird” and “creepy” and “never invited over again”.
Funny thoughts on super heroes
If Captain Obvious were a real superhero, you’ve gotta know he would say, “Obvious!” at least 50 times a day.
Superman has his Fortress of Solitude. The rest of us are lucky if we getin the bathroom.
It’s weird how many superheroes got their powers fromUsually that just causes radiation sickness and cancer.
RememberWhat a lame super hero. He never did take pollution down to zero.
It’s not only Bruce Banner –if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
Now that phone booths are all gone,supposed to change into his cape? Pretty sure there isn’t an app for that.
I’m feeling grateful today thatout of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or areand Person Man just weaklings?
I’ll beton everything if his name were Gorro instead.