Superman wears his underwear outside his pants and he’s a “hero”, but I do and I’m “weird” and “creepy” and “never invited over again”.
Funny thoughts on super heroes
7.17.2014
If Captain Obvious were a real superhero, you’ve gotta know he would say, “I’m Captain Obvious!” at least 50 times a day.
8.21.2013
Superman has his Fortress of Solitude. The rest of us are lucky if we get a few minutes of peace in the bathroom.
6.6.2012
It’s weird how many superheroes got their powers from exposure to radiation. Usually that just causes radiation sickness and cancer.
11.9.2011
Remember Captain Planet? What a lame super hero. He never did take pollution down to zero.
10.19.2011
It’s not only Bruce Banner – anyone can turn into the Hulk if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
8.31.2011
Now that phone booths are all gone, where is Superman supposed to change into his cape? Pretty sure there isn’t an app for that.
6.3.2011
I’m feeling grateful today that Spiderman shoots webs out of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
8.31.2010
I’ll bet Zorro wouldn’t have slashed his initial on everything if his name were Gorro instead.
