Remember Captain Planet? What a lame super hero. He never did take pollution down to zero.
10.19.2011
It’s not only Bruce Banner – anyone can turn into the Hulk if you just make them call a voice-activated phone menu.
8.31.2011
Now that phone booths are all gone, where is Superman supposed to change into his cape? Pretty sure there isn’t an app for that.
6.3.2011
I’m feeling grateful today that Spiderman shoots webs out of his wrists rather than organs on his butt like most spiders.
4.25.2011
So is Triangle Man really that tough, or are Particle Man and Person Man just weaklings?
8.31.2010
I’ll bet Zorro wouldn’t have slashed his initial on everything if his name were Gorro instead.
7.9.2009
I wear glasses as a superhero but not as my alter ego. The bad guys think I’m just some dork, but no, I’m Super Dork!
