The more dead little animals I see on the road the more I think we really need to get some kind of suicide hotline for these guys.
Funny thoughts on suicide
3.18.2013
When your friends stop planning massive parties and start planning mass suicides it’s time to find a different cult.
2.29.2012
Today is Leap Day. I tried to get my annoying coworker to leap off a tall building, but she’s hopping around the office instead. Some holiday this is.
2.17.2011
The guy who draws pictures on the orphaned whiteboard at work gave us another gem. I resisted for about a week before I added a caption:
2.2.2010
Have you ever committed suicide because your favorite sports team lost? Yeah, me neither.
