3.9.2011

If I have accomplished anything in life, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants and whispering into their ears to smash things.

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8.30.2010

Could be wrong, but I’m guessing one of the 7 habits of highly effective people is not nose picking.

10.26.2009

The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.

6.3.2009

If at first you don’t succeed, HA HA!