Kids, if your parents don’t like your grades, tell them it takes a couple of Cs to spell success, but not a single A or B.
Funny thoughts on success
3.9.2011
If I have accomplished anything in life, it was by standing on the shoulders of giants and whispering into their ears to smash things.
8.30.2010
Could be wrong, but I’m guessing one of the 7 habits of highly effective people is not nose picking.
10.26.2009
The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.
6.3.2009
If at first you don’t succeed, HA HA!