TV is so fake. There is no wayis that dumb in real life.
Funny thoughts on stupidity
There are enoughfor humanity to survive a zombie apocalypse, but then they’d all die when Trader Joe’s ran out of food.
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If youdon’t say anything at all”?
Any day when you get to prove thatis a day worth living.
Sometimes I wish people weren’t so dumb, but then who would watch
I was wondering if it is socially acceptable and how I would go about telling somebody that they are pronouncing a word incorrectly.
It’s amazing how oftenwhen a traffic light changes. What did they think was going to happen?
Sometimes people call me pea-brained, which seems like a really bad insult because I don’t think peas
It’s a good thing my car has a light to tell me when the gas is low, because that fuel gauge right next to it is
Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging bythat’s also your IQ.