I hate it when people take me for granite. I am not a statue.
Funny thoughts on stones
11.14.2011
Whoever said a rolling stone gathers no moss didn’t know much about Keith Richards.
12.13.2010
People in glass houses shouldn’t throw stones. Or be surprised when their neighbors watch them get dressed.
6.11.2009
Stones are actually long-lived, mobile, sentient beings, waiting for all of us to die off. Now who’s dumb as rocks?
