I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
6.30.2010
Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
5.14.2010
How many times do I have to tell you “pork-chop breath” is a term of endearment?
10.26.2009
The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.
