The world is your oyster; it’s smelly, slimy and will disappoint you when you realize there’s nothing of value in it.
Funny thoughts on stink
5.29.2012
Do dogs stick their heads out of car windows because they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
12.5.2011
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
6.30.2010
Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
5.14.2010
How many times do I have to tell you “pork-chop breath” is a term of endearment?
10.28.2009
As some women age, they start wearing stinky perfume for self preservation. Yes, that smell is formaldehyde.
10.26.2009
The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.