I stink, therefore I am.
-René Deskunk
The world is your oyster; it’s smelly, slimy and will disappoint you when you realize there’s nothing of value in it.
Do dogs stick their heads out of car windows because they like the wind, or because their owners are so stinky even a dog can’t stand it?
I’ll bet the Ninja Turtles won a lot of fights just because they smelled so bad from living in the sewer.
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
Why do flies suddenly appear every time you are near? Unlike me, they long to be close to you.
How many times do I have to tell you “pork-chop breath” is a term of endearment?
As some women age, they start wearing stinky perfume for self preservation. Yes, that smell is formaldehyde.
The smell of success isn’t sweet; it’s more like stinky B.O., dirt, and stale cheese. Wait, maybe that’s just me.