Until youin another man’s shoes, you won’t know for sure if you got away with stealing them.
Funny thoughts on stealing
Why are some people so nice tobut so mean to other guys who come and take stuff out of their mailbox?
If we had never invented cars, I’ll bet we wouldn’t have so manyhorse thieves right now. Think about the effects of your actions, people.
If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why doeshave to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Whenever I feel like calling the cops, I think, “What if someone called the cops on me?” Then I realize they probably did,and drive to Mexico.
“Do not pass Go, do not collect $200.” Forget you. If I’mI might as well swipe $200 on my way there.
Whenever I find money in my pocket unexpectedly, I always feel a little guilty for stealing all those people’s clothes from
Note to self: Come up with plan to hideAlso, find a less-public place to write down notes to self.
Heand I was like, “Give me back my bejeebers!”
Once I tried to rob an armored car only to discover that it was an ambulance. I made offand 3 bags of saline solution.