Among Darth Vader’s choke victims was a hapless architect who suggested that the name “Death Sphere” would be more geometrically correct.
8.24.2010
Did you know Indiana Jones and Han Solo are actually the same person?! The wonders of time travel never cease to amaze me.
5.21.2010
This Father’s Day, remember what Luke told his father in Cloud City on Bespin.
1.28.2010
When I see a James Earl Jones documentary, I can’t help but expect imperial stormtroopers to come kick the crap out of Lincoln or whoever.
8.17.2009
When trying to get something out of reach, I have tried both the Force and “Go-Go-Gadget Arms!” but neither seem to work.
