When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that they were the idiot.
Funny thoughts on speed
3.14.2012
Cops should have better things to do than harass me for driving “too fast,” or “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
1.20.2012
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behind a slow driver before they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.
10.6.2011
Do you remember when running used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.