“Limits are an artificial construct. We are bound only by.” Apparently this line will not get you out of speeding tickets.
Funny thoughts on speed
Never buy a brown vehicle. Brown cars are never fast,and never taste like chocolate.
I always stay at the Holiday Inn Express because the regular Holiday Inn is
I love Cheetos, butis fake. No one who eats that many of those things is that skinny and fast.
When a cop asks you why you were driving so fast, tell them some idiot was chasing you. Don’t mention that
Cops should have better things to do than harass me foror “disturbing the peace,” or “melting City Hall with that death ray.” Go catch the real criminals.
There needs to be a legal limit to the number of cars stuck behindbefore they have to pull over and find their gas pedal.
used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.