To really annoy your Spanish teacher, ask, in all seriousness, “When is Cinco de Mayo this year?”
Funny thoughts on Spanish
8.29.2013
In Spanish, the ending “-ita” means “little”. For example, “carnitas,” which means “little carnival workers”.
5.17.2010
That trip to Spain might have gone better if I’d known more Spanish. I’d hoped I could just get by with, “¡Ándele! ¡Ándele! ¡Arriba! ¡Arriba!”
12.1.2009
I like chili con carne. For those of you who don’t understand Spanish, that means, “chili with carne.”