I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
12.13.2011
I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.
9.30.2011
Be sure to teach your kids the alphabet song: “A-B-C-D, have you any wool? How I wonder what you are.”
12.18.2009
I defy you to name a single song that would not be better with a “cha-cha-cha!” at the end.
11.19.2009
Charles Manson used Beatles songs for evil, but I use them for good. I gave a silver hammer to someone named Maxwell.
11.3.2009
Why are there so many songs about rainbows, and so few about time machines? I mean, which would you rather have?
9.29.2009
A good way to create a secure password is to make an acronym from your favorite song. Mine is OMhafEIEIO.
