If there’s one thing I’ve learned from disco, it’s that cats are really good at Kung Fu.
Funny thoughts on songs
10.5.2012
The world needs barbershop quartets. Who else is going to keep the world’s straw hat and bow tie industries afloat?
5.15.2012
Somebody should write an opera about annoying people who sing really loud all the time instead of talking.
5.3.2012
Rock-A-Bye Baby: because nothing could be more relaxing than a song about a baby falling out of a tree.
3.19.2012
You know that song “Turning Japanese” by the Vapors? Three decades later the lead singer is still just a white British guy.
3.2.2012
They say 99 Red Balloons is a war protest song, but obviously the message is, “Don’t let go of balloons or everyone will die.” Tell your kids.
1.4.2012
I don’t know why Semisonic’s “Closing Time” is playing on the radio at 10:30 AM, but I’m going home for the day now.
12.13.2011
I used to think It’s a Small World was about Pluto, but I guess it’s a small trans-Neptunian dwarf world after all.
12.7.2011
My kids won’t stay in bed at night. Enter Sandman is a lullaby, right?
9.30.2011
Be sure to teach your kids the alphabet song: “A-B-C-D, have you any wool? How I wonder what you are.”