2.17.2011

A snowman relaxing on the beach with palm trees and a canopy

The guy who draws pictures on the orphaned whiteboard at work gave us another gem. I resisted for about a week before I added a caption:

Snowman on the beach - Frosty knew it was suicide, but what a relaxing way to go! Or it was, until the tourists showed up with snow cone syrup.

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The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

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"Dan of the Day" with a Che Guevara-Stylized image of Dan's Face on a Red Background

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2.11.2010

Snowmen Golfing

There’s an orphaned whiteboard where I work. It’s in a rather public area where lots of people pass, and there’s a guy who regularly draws a seasonal picture on it for everyone’s viewing pleasure. His latest was some snowmen golfing. I couldn’t resist adding my own touches to it:

Sadistic Snowmen Golfing

It only lasted a few days before someone erased it all. Some people have no taste.