9.22.2010

I don’t say, “Bless you,” when people sneeze, but if they forget to cover their mouth I give a polite, “Curse you.”

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8.23.2010

In Germany, nobody says gesundheit when you sneeze. Instead, they call out, “Health!” in English.

5.29.2009

Obscure Medical Fact #384: Every time you sneeze you lose part of your brain.