Dan of the Day » smiling http://danoftheday.com Funny Random Thought of the Day - Daily Thoughts & Humor Wed, 23 May 2012 20:35:27 +0000 en hourly 1 The World Smiles With You http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/the-world-smiles-with-you/ http://danoftheday.com/funny-random-thoughts/the-world-smiles-with-you/#comments Tue, 08 May 2012 19:46:15 +0000 Dan of the Day http://danoftheday.com/?p=5615 Smile and the world smiles with you. Unless you’re in New York, in which case it’s smile and the world gives you the bird.

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