Smile and the world smiles with you. Unless you’re in New York, in which case it’s smile and the world gives you the bird.
Funny thoughts on smiling
3.25.2011
It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile. Quit being so lazy.
5.11.2009
Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”