3.25.2011

It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile. Quit being so lazy.

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5.11.2009

Dolphins and sharks are natural enemies. Dolphins are like, “Quit eating us,” and sharks are like, “Stop smiling all the time, you morons.”

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Men's Gray T-shirt with Dolphin and Shark Design

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