Dan of the Day » sleeping

Still In Pajamas

Dan of the Day — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:22:48 +0000

I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 20:53:33 +0000

I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 21:09:06 +0000

Being “tired at work” takes on a whole new tragic meaning when you work in a tire warehouse.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 20:29:54 +0000

My kids won’t stay in bed at night. Enter Sandman is a lullaby, right?

Dan of the Day — Mon, 28 Nov 2011 20:57:19 +0000

Newlywed reaction to a small bed: Ooh, cozy! Later marriage reaction: I’m getting an elbow to the face in my sleep tonight!

Dan of the Day — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 19:24:25 +0000

You snooze, you lose. Unless it’s a sleeping contest.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 21:02:47 +0000

What you call “lazy,” I call “conservation of energy.” I’m saving the earth by taking this nap.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:53:22 +0000

There comes a point where caffeine can’t keep you awake anymore and you fall into an uneasy sleep. I call that “the time I rolled the car.”

Dan of the Day — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 18:30:16 +0000

If you’re having trouble with sleeping during business meetings, just try some earplugs.

Dan of the Day — Wed, 13 May 2009 15:25:51 +0000

When my alarm clock woke me up this morning, I thought, “I need an automated way to hit snooze so that thing doesn’t keep waking me up.”