Sometimes you just have to admit you’re not going to get anything else done today. And sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
Funny thoughts on sleeping
12.3.2012
If people don’t want you to sleep in their tree houses they shouldn’t lock their sheds.
11.20.2012
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get a dog or something.
11.14.2012
What’s up with people who wear pajamas to Walmart? Good luck finding a quiet place to sleep in there.
8.2.2012
We dream of traveling to the future or visiting the past, but in the end most time machines would just be used for naps.
What to Do With a Whiny Child
July 25th, 2012Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
Help!Sincerely,
Mama Amahama
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7.20.2012
It’s ridiculous that twice a year I pay good money to try to take a nap while someone scrapes my teeth and gums with sharp metal objects.
6.8.2012
You should always keep an emergency yoga mat on hand. You never know when you might have a really stressful day and need to take a nap.
2.8.2012
I always feel a little lazy when I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
1.11.2012
I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.” If it were a good morning, I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.