Sometimes you just have to admit you’reAnd sometimes this happens while you’re still in bed.
Funny thoughts on sleeping
If people don’t want you to sleep in their tree housestheir sheds.
You like long walks on the beach? I like short walks to my bed. Get
What’s up with people who wear pajamas to Walmart? Good luck findingin there.
We dream of traveling to the future or visiting the past, but in the end most time machines would just be
Ok Mr. of the Day,
What do you do with a Whiny child?
It’s ridiculous that twice a year I pay good money to try to take a napwith sharp metal objects.
You should always keep an emergency yoga mat on hand. You never know when you might have a really stressful day and
I alwayswhen I realize it’s 3 PM and I’m still in my pajamas and people in the office are staring at me.
I always say, “Morning,” instead of, “Good morning.”I would still be asleep in bed instead of talking to people.