Light a birthday cake on fire, everyone sings. Light garbage on fire, nobody sings. Conclusion: people like garbage more than cake.
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Les Misérables ruined my world view. Now I can’t watch a Wolverine movie without expecting Russell Crowe to barge into the scene blaring, “24601!”
I hope we get lots of carolers this year because I’ve been making so much figgy pudding.
The world needs barbershop quartets. Who else is going to keep the world’s straw hat and bow tie industries afloat?