What college degree do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99″ sign?
Funny thoughts on signs
2.1.2012
I hate bogus panhandlers. I mean, if they’re so poor, how can they afford such a fancy piece of corrugated cardboard to write a sign on?
6.28.2011
3.14.2011
Ran over an octogenarian today. I was so mad it was just sitting in my lane! Who leaves a stop sign laying in the road like that?
6.1.2010
Instead of “Women,” shouldn’t the sign on a one person restroom say “Woman?”
9.10.2009
I saw a sign that said, “Drink and drive, go to jail,” but I don’t take orders from signs.

