“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones, so shut up and do what I tell you.
Funny thoughts on shut up
8.4.2011
If I had tentacles, I’d use the extras to knit socks at all times. When people ask why, I’d open their mouth and put a sock in it.
2.28.2011
Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in getting people to shut up.
4.14.2010
“You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to come here today.” Nope. I’m wondering how long until you shut up.