Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or, “You should be quiet so daddy can sleep.”
Funny thoughts on shut up
3.21.2013
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If you can’t say something intelligent, don’t say anything at all”?
8.24.2011
“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones, so shut up and do what I tell you.
8.4.2011
If I had tentacles, I’d use the extras to knit socks at all times. When people ask why, I’d open their mouth and put a sock in it.
2.28.2011
Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in getting people to shut up.
4.14.2010
“You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to come here today.” Nope. I’m wondering how long until you shut up.
12.2.2009
If I had my druthers, people would stop talking about their druthers.
