Kids’ music should have suggestive lyrics. Stuff like, “Why not go clean your room?” or,so daddy can sleep.”
Funny thoughts on shut up
Didn’t your mother teach you, “If youdon’t say anything at all”?
“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones,and do what I tell you.
I’d use the extras to knit socks at all times. When people ask why, I’d open their mouth and put a sock in it.
Bad guys are always saying, “We have ways of making you talk.” I’m usually more interested in
“You’re probably wondering why I asked you all to come here today.” Nope. I’m wondering
If I had, people would stop talking about their druthers.