Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn. Lawbreaking really upsets some cops.
Funny thoughts on shouting
11.8.2011
It’s time for a Forrest Gump re-release. People have stopped yelling, “Run, Forrest!” whenever someone is running.
4.30.2010
Nah, it’s not Tourette’s. I’m just angry sometimes.
12.3.2009
Less known than the common sparrow is the uncommon sparrow, which sports a mohawk and shouts “platypus!” at random.
