6.30.2011

Yes, we had pet hospitals when I was a kid. They came in two versions: 20-gauge or 12-gauge.

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Slugs Are Just Homeless Snails T-Shirt

Slugs Are Homeless Snails T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
All shirts...

6.22.2009

Am I the only one who has fantasized about kicking and shotgun-blasting through It’s A Small World?