Whoever said, “If the shoe fits, wear it,” was probably not a woman.
Funny thoughts on shoes
5.18.2011
New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.
4.22.2011
Now I understand why mobsters threaten to give people cement shoes – these things are just not functional.
10.15.2010
I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?
10.7.2010
I’d like to know what percent of tennis shoes are actually used for tennis on a regular basis.
9.23.2010
There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say, “I don’t know.” Usually this is when he’s asked his wife’s shoe size.
8.18.2009
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.