Even with pumped-up kicks, it’s pretty hard to run faster than a bullet.
Funny thoughts on shoes
2.11.2014
Until you walk a mile in another man’s shoes, you won’t know for sure if you got away with stealing them.
6.7.2013
If horses could talk, they’d probably ask for shoes that don’t have to be nailed to their feet. Some stilettos, maybe.
6.5.2012
You know those shoes with a roller wheel built into each heel? I’ll bet that’s what Prince Philip gave the Queen for their anniversary.
7.18.2011
Whoever said, “If the shoe fits, wear it,” was probably not a woman.
5.18.2011
New details emerge on bin Laden raid: “When he died, his feet curled up on themselves.” Pentagon still unsure what to do with ruby slippers.
4.22.2011
Now I understand why mobsters threaten to give people cement shoes – these things are just not functional.
10.15.2010
I can’t blame politicians who are flip-floppers. Who can resist comfortable footwear?
10.7.2010
I’d like to know what percent of tennis shoes are actually used for tennis on a regular basis.
9.23.2010
There comes a time in every man’s life when he has to say, “I don’t know.” Usually this is when he’s asked his wife’s shoe size.
