Just because I’m unemployedto do pointless things like “get out of bed,” and “shave,” and “take a shower.”
Funny thoughts on shaving
My dream job is to beThe guy never has to shave, eats whatever he wants and only works one day a year.
The signs were all over my ransacked home: shave gel, waxes,and creams. I’d been hit by, I’d been struck by, a smooth criminal.