Maybe Rumpelstiltskin kept his name secret so people wouldn’t make fun of it.
Funny thoughts on secrets
2.13.2015
Your secret stash of candy is not as secret as you think. Also, it is now smaller than you think.
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7.30.2013
Apparently the secret to growing the Dan of the Day mailing list is to not actually send out any emails.
6.18.2012
Certain things in life should be kept secret. For instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.
4.11.2012
The secret to a good misdirection joke is to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
2.20.2012
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and you should never tell anyone?
8.10.2010
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is a nice round of La Cucaracha.
6.15.2010
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny my role in a secret ninja army.”
10.30.2009
When Carl called the running back’s move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.
8.3.2009
Food-supply warfare secret weapon: hybrid clones of Kobayashi crossed with the Hamburglar.
