Maybe Rumpelstiltskin kept his name secret so people wouldn’t make fun of it.
Funny thoughts on secrets
Apparentlyto growing the Dan of the Day mailing list is to not actually send out any emails.
Certain things in life should beFor instance, a drawer full of hamburgers.
The secret tois to get the audience headed one way and then penguins!
Don’t you hate it when you have a hair in your mouth, and you realize it’s growing on your tongue, and that’s gross, and
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is
Just once I want to hear a politician say, “I can neither confirm nor deny
When Carl called the running back’s move a twirl, we knew he was a secret figure skating junkie. That, and he kept calling him Sasha Cohen.
Food-supply warfare secret weapon: hybrid clones of Kobayashi crossed with the Hamburglar.