85% of people withdon’t know the difference between correlation and causation. Fight brain damage by teaching causation!
Funny thoughts on science
I was at the beach whenmade the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
For every action, there is anreaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
Volcanologists: You’re wasting your time. Every fourth-grader knows volcanic eruptions are caused
From now on,thermometer “therm-o-meter.” And when I’m feeling really sassy, I’ll give the temperature in Kelvin.
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takesto undo years of work.
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned:is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
A good experiment would be tothat has no way out. Heh.
Science: the process of systematically trying to convince yourself and others that you have
There are A Those who understand hex, those who don’t, those who pretend to, those who think it’s a dirty word, those who say it’s witchcraft, those who think it’s part of DNA, those who think it’s where the devil lives, those who can perform the Bat-Bogey Hex, those who like Tex-Mex, and those who vex T-Rex by working on their pecs and flex while eating Chex and getting in wrecks because they’re rubber necks.: