Rainbows are actually cloud puke. #science
Funny thoughts on science
8.8.2012
85% of people with major brain damage don’t know the difference between correlation and causation. Fight brain damage by teaching causation!
5.3.2011
I was at the beach when global warming made the sea rise 3 feet. A few hours later global cooling lowered it, so it’s all good now.
3.31.2011
For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction, especially if the first action is punching someone in the face.
3.22.2011
Volcanologists: You’re wasting your time. Every fourth-grader knows volcanic eruptions are caused by adding baking soda.
9.17.2010
From now on, I’m pronouncing thermometer “therm-o-meter.” And when I’m feeling really sassy, I’ll give the temperature in Kelvin.
7.1.2010
The problem with breeding mutant mice is it only takes one mutant cat to undo years of work.
4.23.2010
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned: the amoeba is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
1.18.2010
A good experiment would be to put someone in a maze that has no way out. Heh.
11.13.2009
Science: the process of systematically trying to convince yourself and others that you have the faintest clue what you’re talking about.
