Kids, if your parents don’t like your grades, tell them it takes a couple of Cs to spell success, but not a single A or B.
Funny thoughts on school
8.31.2012
What college degree do you need to become one those people who dances on the sidewalk holding a “Large Pizza $5.99″ sign?
7.3.2012
Why do kids always make wind socks in school? You’d think the wind has plenty of socks by now, especially since it has no discernible feet.
5.10.2012
Ventriloquism schools would be more popular if they weren’t full of dummies and mumblers.
1.26.2012
I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
4.15.2011
Why do they always say there are two schools of thought? What are they doing in all the other schools?
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
4.23.2010
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned: the amoeba is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.
9.9.2009
A picture is worth a thousand words, but my teacher wouldn’t accept my doodles as a book report. That was like 50,000 words!
