I never knew why my high school English teacher didn’t eat the cookies we made. It’s almost as if she knew they were laced with fish medicine that would make her urine green.
4.15.2011
Why do they always say there are two schools of thought? What are they doing in all the other schools?
1.21.2011
Remember how a stink bomb would clear the room instantly in grade school? They’re also perfect for boring business meetings.
4.23.2010
My 9th grade science teacher taught me the most valuable lesson I ever learned: the amoeba is a protozoa that moves using pseudopodia.