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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; Santa</title>
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		<title>Christmas Cheer</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 20:28:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[To everyone who says I don't know anything about Christmas cheer, how about this one? Santa, Santa, he's our man. If he can't do it, no one can!]]></description>
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		<title>Santa&#8217;s Elves</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Apr 2010 16:35:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is any one else a little creeped out by the fact that Santa's elves are watching us all right this minute?]]></description>
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		<title>Reincarnated as Santa</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:14:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If somebody ever kills me, I hope I'm reincarnated as Santa Claus. Then I'll put them on my naughty list.]]></description>
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