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	<title>Dan of the Day &#187; salespeople</title>
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		<title>Sales vs. Engineering</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:46:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn't answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn&#8217;t answer. <span style="cursor:pointer" onmouseover="funnypic(['hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship','hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship2'])" onmouseout="funnyhide(['hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship','hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship2'])" onclick="funnypicstick(['hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship','hidden-dilbert-engineer-worship2'])">Engineer:</span> They asked 200 questions?</p>
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		<title>Corporate Cheerleaders</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:18:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.]]></description>
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		<title>Solicitors</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:11:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dan of the Day</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[door-to-door]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[salespeople]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell <span style="cursor:pointer" onclick="document.getElementById('hidden-will-it-blend').className='centered';document.getElementById('hidden-will-it-blend').style.display='block';">stuff</span> to them.</p>
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