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Sales Parties

Dan of the Day — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 19:56:24 +0000

You’re getting old when every party you’re invited to involves candle or beauty product sales. Why can’t a party be for Tupperware anymore?

Dan of the Day — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:10:13 +0000

Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a home security system that doesn’t have guided machine guns.

Dan of the Day — Tue, 05 Oct 2010 16:46:28 +0000

Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?

Dan of the Day — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:18:40 +0000

We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.

Dan of the Day — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 18:11:47 +0000

When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.