You’re getting old when every party you’re invited to involves candle or beauty product sales. Why can’t a party be for Tupperware anymore?
Funny thoughts on salespeople
3.1.2012
Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a home security system that doesn’t have guided machine guns.
10.5.2010
Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?
3.4.2010
We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.
9.11.2009
When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.
