Instead of business cards, why don’t we give ham to people we meet? Nothing says, “Let’s do business,” like a nice
Funny thoughts on salespeople
New business plan: Start a hotcake stand. Hope they
You’re getting old when every party you’re invited to involves candle or beauty product sales. Why can’t a party be for
Listen, door-to-door salesguy: I’m just not interested in a homethat doesn’t have guided machine guns.
Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer.They asked 200 questions?
We would probably win a lot more sales if we hadThey help sports teams so much.