10.5.2010

Sales: We were able to answer 99% of their questions, but they had two we couldn’t answer. Engineer: They asked 200 questions?

Dan's Funny Shirts

The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

Dolphins and Sharks T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
Mullets are hot (because I light them on fire) t-shirt

Mullets Are Hot T-Shirt

$16.95 and up
All shirts...

3.4.2010

We would probably win a lot more sales if we had corporate cheerleaders.

9.11.2009

When solicitors come calling, I invite them in and try to sell stuff to them.

Solicitors Welcome - Please Bring Cash