12.30.2011

Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made or where it was eaten? I need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.

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4.6.2011

If you’re auditioning to be the Salad Greens Alliance spokesperson, a good tagline would be, “I’m just Arugula Guy like you.”

7.6.2010

I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.