I always tell my kids not to eat leaves. Then I call them in for dinner and serve them salad. Then I’m like, why won’t they eat this?
Funny thoughts on salad
12.30.2011
Was it named cottage cheese because of where it used to be made or where it was eaten? I need to know whether to call it factory cheese now or salad bar cheese.
4.6.2011
If you’re auditioning to be the a good tagline would be, “I’m just Arugula Guy like you.”
7.6.2010
I got it from the salad bar, so yes, bacon with croutons counts as a salad.