10.4.2011

Flying cars will have bumper stickers too. They’ll just say stuff like, “Save a life – watch for jetpackers.”

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9.8.2011

Maybe we’re alone, or maybe the aliens are peaceful, but wouldn’t it be safest to randomly fire giant lasers into space, just in case?

6.30.2009

Demolition derbies should allow gas trucks to compete.