Owners make cats wear a bell so they can’t sneak up and kill things. So if a cow needs a bell, here’s some advice: stay away from that cow.
Funny thoughts on safety
11.13.2013
True fact: Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
7.19.2013
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is gored by narwhals?
10.4.2011
Flying cars will have bumper stickers too. They’ll just say stuff like, “Save a life – watch for jetpackers.”
9.8.2011
Maybe we’re alone, or maybe the aliens are peaceful, but wouldn’t it be safest to randomly fire giant lasers into space, just in case?
6.30.2009
Demolition derbies should allow gas trucks to compete.
