Your chances of getting in a car crash increase by 18,000X if you drive with your eyes closed.
Funny thoughts on safety
Why are so many people gored by bulls, but almost no one is
will have bumper stickers too. They’ll just say stuff like, “Save a life – watch for jetpackers.”
Maybe we’re alone, orbut wouldn’t it be safest to randomly fire giant lasers into space, just in case?
Demolition derbies should allow gas trucks to compete.