When you drive past someone who’s jogging, slow down and ask them if they need a ride somewhere.
Funny thoughts on running
9.7.2012
Anytime I’m driving to work and don’t feel like going, I look at all the people out jogging and think hey, at least I’m not one of them.
11.8.2011
It’s time for a Forrest Gump re-release. People have stopped yelling, “Run, Forrest!” whenever someone is running.
10.14.2011
Nice 26.2 sticker. I’m sure you run marathons, but judging by your driving, that’s also your IQ.
10.6.2011
Do you remember when running used to be called jogging? People didn’t change what they were doing, but now it sounds faster.