9.6.2011

I’m allowed to have double standards and you’re not.

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Dan of the Day Logo on Light Pink Background

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The words "Natural Enemies" are in large print. In the center, a dolphin says to a shark, "Quit eating us," and the shark answers, "Stop smiling all the time, you morons!"

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8.24.2011

“Rules were made to be broken.” Yeah, well so were bones, so shut up and do what I tell you.

2.12.2010

A good rule of thumb is to not poke people in the eye with it.