Some guy is rebuilding the Titanic and I definitely need a ticket. Can’t wait to re-enact that I’m King of the World! scene
Funny thoughts on royalty
I have high hopes thatand the Burger King will step down to make way for a Burger President.
You know those shoes with a roller wheel built into each heel? I’ll bet that’s what Prince Philip gavefor their anniversary.
In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of
Whichis better – a royal flush, or a royal pain?
Red blood: normal. Blue blood: royalty and/or oxygen deprived. Pink blood:
I don’tfrom Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
I needeverywhere. At the gas station: “All rise for His Excellency Dan!”
Why isso formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”