In honor of today’s royal wedding, let’s all set aside politics and take time once again to make fun of those palace guards with the funny hats.
Funny thoughts on royalty
3.18.2011
Which poker hand is better – a royal flush, or a royal pain?
3.15.2011
Red blood: normal. Blue blood: royalty and/or oxygen deprived. Pink blood: Klingon.
2.16.2011
I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
7.8.2010
I need to hire trumpeters to announce my entrance everywhere. At the gas station: “All rise for His Excellency Dan!”
4.12.2010
Why is the emperor penguin so formal? If I were emperor, I’d be like, “T-shirt and jeans for me, but the rest of you have to wear tuxedos.”