If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why does the Hamburglar have to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Funny thoughts on Ronald McDonald
2.16.2011
I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
8.18.2009
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.
Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.
