If Ronald McDonald can make hamburgers out of thin air, why doeshave to steal them? Just give the man a burger.
Funny thoughts on Ronald McDonald
I don’tfrom Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.
Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.