2.16.2011

I don’t buy burgers from Creepy King, Pennywise or Icecreamconehead. I get mine from Pippi Longstocking, because square meat tastes better.

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8.18.2009

Ronald McDonald has never produced hamburgers out of thin air for me. So no, I don’t believe in magic. Not big-shoe magic, anyway.

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Is it just me, or is Ronald putting on some weight? Looks like he's been keeping all the hamburgers to himself.