I hate it when people take me for granite. I am not a statue.
Funny thoughts on rocks
2.27.2014
Rocks aren’t very good pets because if you throw them at someone you can get in a lot of trouble. Never had that problem with goldfish.
6.11.2009
Stones are actually long-lived, mobile, sentient beings, waiting for all of us to die off. Now who’s dumb as rocks?
