5.25.2010

Once I tried to rob an armored car only to discover that it was an ambulance. I made off with a defibrillator and 3 bags of saline solution.

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6.4.2009

If one man’s trash is another man’s treasure, I want to meet the guy who throws away diamonds and gold. And rob him blind.