Talk about road rage: running me off the road, brandishing a gun, yelling at me on a bullhorn.
Funny thoughts on road rage
If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables,gun – shooting people.
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is
Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threwat his car.
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me?poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.