If anyone ever got mad at me for throwing a dummy at their car, I’d just turn to it and yell, “I told you to stay out of the road, dummy!”
5.23.2011
I keep these items in my car for legitimate reasons: baseball bat – playing ball, knife – dicing vegetables, axe – lumberjacking, gun – shooting people.
8.10.2010
A fun trick would be to secretly change someone’s car horn so when they get mad in traffic all they can muster is a nice round of La Cucaracha.
12.22.2009
Today a guy in traffic yelled to me that my headlight was out. So I did what any normal person would do and threw a tire iron at his car.
11.2.2009
That guy in traffic was really mad. What was it he called me? Something about fish poop. Oh, that was it: a bass turd.
