A Subway subway is an underground train that takes you to a sandwich shop.
Background image deriv. of Matthew Rutledge, https://www.flickr.com/photos/rutlo/3164514287/in/gallery-mattimattila-72157625636640685/
Thinking back on my teenage years, I can’t believe I didn’t get fired as a waiter for blowing out birthday candles with a fire extinguisher.
At what point are you too old to be calling Burger King Booger King?
If I ever become a patron saint, I’m going to patronize KFC. I bet they’ll give me free coleslaw.