I probably shouldn’t joke about this, but there’s this guy I see at the gym who wears a t-shirt that says, “Property of Jesus Christ,” and every time I see it, I want to say, “Hey man, maybe you should give Jesus his shirt back.”
Funny thoughts on religion
Isn’t itto eat deviled eggs on Easter?
So the Bible says Lot’s wife wasa pillar of salt. I’ve always wondered if afterwards everyone refilled their salt shakers.
If I ever become a patron saint, I’m going toI bet they’ll give me free coleslaw.
I tried to tell him he was actually anti-semantic,but he can’t be bothered with details like that.