I probably shouldn’t joke about this, but there’s this guy I see at the gym who wears a t-shirt that says, “Property of Jesus Christ,” and every time I see it, I want to say, “Hey man, maybe you should give Jesus his shirt back.”
Funny thoughts on religion
4.9.2012
Isn’t it a little sacrilegious to eat deviled eggs on Easter?
2.9.2012
So the Bible says Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt. I’ve always wondered if afterwards everyone refilled their salt shakers.
10.1.2010
If I ever become a patron saint, I’m going to patronize KFC. I bet they’ll give me free coleslaw.
5.4.2010
I tried to tell him he was actually anti-semantic, not anti-Semitic, but he can’t be bothered with details like that.